TrashPig

So the MoonPig has a habit of taking out all the trash in the office. Go figure. She has decided the last few weeks (due to my constant state of bitchiness?) that she will not take out mine. So instead of doing it myself, I have decided to leave it. I use the foot method of stomping it down to make room. I can tell she is uber pissed. I have also started sneaking trash into her can. Because I am like that, and I have to get my kicks somewhere. I will win this. Mua-hahaha.

p.s. I am eleven.