Sicky Poo Piggy

MoonPig is sick. I heard something about polyps and blockage. I immediately stopped listening. So since I am too lazy to illustrate the wonderful view of this, and my sneaky camera skills suck, I will just have to describe in detail how fucking retarded she acts all day. As usual.

She is being super quiet. I never knew that was at all possible. She is also walking around and not picking up her damn feet!! She sounds like an old lady shuffling around with house shoes on.

On phone to her doctor:" I have something wrong with my throat. It feels like every time I eat everything just packs up." Woof. Plus so many jokes. So little time.

Maybe if you stopped throwing shit at your face like a wild monkey and took time to chew your problems will be solved.

P.S. I bet she has cancer or something and then I will have to stop making fun of her. :(