Sign Language

MP during a phone conversation.
"Everybody has a good time with me.  I mean unless they are deaf and blind.  Even then I bet I could sign something to get them laughing."

Lord.

Dear whichever cook put the pube in MoonPig's omelet,

Way to go buddy.  You ruined her entire day, and made my Monday much more enjoyable.

xoxo,

Weird Office Girl

Friday

while she is eating cookies...

MP: You know what they say, a cookie a day...

Me: makes you fat?

Great Danes

MP: Great Danes are very intelligent. You know what they were bred for, right?

Me: Playing Chess?

back

• Me: wow this 108 year old survived the Holocaust
• MP: the Holocaust is...what is it...with that guy...
• Me: Germany, Jews, Hitler.
• MP: are they done?