MP during a phone conversation.
"Everybody has a good time with me. I mean unless they are deaf and blind. Even then I bet I could sign something to get them laughing."
Lord.
The Moon Pig Chronicles
dumb shit my co-worker says
Monday, April 23, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Friday
while she is eating cookies...
MP: You know what they say, a cookie a day...
Me: makes you fat?
Friday, April 13, 2012
Great Danes
MP: Great Danes are very intelligent. You know what they were bred for, right?
Me: Playing Chess?
Thursday, April 12, 2012
back
- Me: wow this 108 year old survived the Holocaust
- MP: the Holocaust is...what is it...with that guy...
- Me: Germany, Jews, Hitler.
- MP: are they done?
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Back in Black
I tried being a good girl. I really wanted to do build up some good karma. But this bitch right here. UGH. I love hearing from everyone how she has been calling me a bitch for the past two weeks that I have been trying to be nice. Being nice honestly gets you nowhere.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Mp vs grammar
Boss Man: " did you find out blah blah blah about such and such"
MP: "nope, he don't got one."
Boss Man: "he doesn't have one."
hahahahahahahaha. Even my boss gets in on it.
MP Vacation planning
on phone: "can you give me prices on your carriage rides?"
I wouldn't let her anywhere near a carriage unless she was pulling it.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
MP @ the Dr.
A: "what is she doing at the doctor? are they trying to find her brain?"
Myself: "no, she is having trouble swallowing. it is really ruining her social life."
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