An oldie, but a goodie....enjoy!

MoonPig: "Listen to this, a woman that works with my mother said her dog got out, chewed up a dead cat that had parvo, and that gave it parvo. But it had been vaccinated."

Myself: "Cats can't get parvo, and that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard."

MoonPig: "Yes they can!"

Myself: "You can believe that if you want. But its still retarded."

(an hour later)

MoonPig: " you were right, but only because I meant distemper."

Myself: "right..."