fuck.

listening to MP talk about politics makes me want to stab myself in the face.

Back in Black

I tried being a good girl. I really wanted to do build up some good karma. But this bitch right here. UGH. I love hearing from everyone how she has been calling me a bitch for the past two weeks that I have been trying to be nice. Being nice honestly gets you nowhere.

Mp vs grammar

Boss Man: " did you find out blah blah blah about such and such"

MP: "nope, he don't got one."

Boss Man: "he doesn't have one."

hahahahahahahaha. Even my boss gets in on it.

MP Vacation planning

on phone: "can you give me prices on your carriage rides?"

I wouldn't let her anywhere near a carriage unless she was pulling it.

MP @ the Dr.

A: "what is she doing at the doctor? are they trying to find her brain?"

Myself: "no, she is having trouble swallowing. it is really ruining her social life."

laugh

I want to describe her laugh better. Here goes. "Hooohooooheeeheeehaaaahaaaahoooooooooocackle"

omg

she gave herself a headache as well from talking too loud.

she just left the office to flirt with the guy who is selling her a trailer. he called her beautiful on the phone. Her response, "How do you know I'm beautiful, I could be some old hag." Poor guy. She is a hag.

nutrition

we hired a nutritionist. I love how professional it looked when she came in to sign her paperwork. MP spent the entire time laughing like a hyena and talking on the phone about ordering a trailer.

convo

today I have heard all about someone dying while fishing, transmissions and her discussing someone else's insurance with someone who works for an insurance company. I have a headache.