anonymous MP tips

DC: "you probably can't tell right now because your senses are numb, but pay attention tomorrow when you or her first gets there..you'll get a subtle whiff of moth balls and stale underwear...thats her. i have noticed it everytime i have ever been around her"

thank you caller.

LunchPig

MP's lunch schedule today.

11:30 leave for lunch. Saltgrass. Really surprised it isn't massive amounts of Mexican food like normal. she must be watching her girlish figure.

12:15 Return with lunch. Start eating while working at the same time. GROSS.

12:55 Finally stops throwing food at her face. Sucks on fingers for last time. woof.

hiya

Hi, welcome to Lamar. Oh you are a PHD student from Kyoto, Japan? Here is a racist, ignorant MoonPig to give Texas a great name. Thanks!!

real life things I say in response to MP talking at me

"I never pay attention to anything you say to me."

ugh

Convo between Mp and myself. This started after I had to listen to a live conversation between her and a student about re-ordering a card. She is like the Card Nazi.

MP:"did you hear her getting sassy with me!"

myself: "you started it. Most people don't sit back and take it when someone is rude to them."

MP: *some sort of harumph/scoffing noise*

MP vs the Ziegster

We have a new worker that went to Nam. He is also a complete asshole. Not sure if Vietnam has something to do with it or not. I call him the Ziegster. His last name shall not be revealed. I have already said to much.

Now The MoonPig has returned. And has met the Ziegster. There will be an epic battle. Maybe they will take each other out??? She is a Godzilla type. I will peg him for a Mothra.

racism y'all: part 2

for a racist moron, she sure does like flirting with the black students.

Dear MP

I would like to inform you that it is the first day of school. You work at Lamar. And your hair looks like shit. Maybe wash it?

peeee esssss

her mom looks like a lesbian. Not a cute one.

Return of the MoonPig

so MoonPig got in a wreck. I respectfully have kept myself from blogging about her tearful attempts at sympathy, but today I am slightly annoyed. Let's hang out at the office and cry for an hour and talk about miracles. Barf.